Minggu, 20 Desember 2009

Spongebob Squarepants


Spongebob Squarepants Movie

One morning in a restaurant krusty krab, Mr. Krab, Spongebob and Patrik were enjoying the food ravenously in krasty krab.

King Neptunes suddenly came to krasty krab. Neptune was the arrival point for the lost crown. King Neptune lord accused Mr. Krab that Mr. krab has stolen King Neptune's crown. Reason to accuse Mr. King Neptune has Mr. Krab for King Neptune's stolen heard the news that had circulated among a bikini bottom that Mr. Krab who had stolen his crown in the city of shellfish. King Neptune was angry with Mr. Krab but Mr. Krab denied that he did not steal.

King Neptune still did not believe the explanation and took Mr. Krab to his court when he got the king's palace of Neptune, lord krab changed to ice and will melt if the crown was not returned.

Spongebob and Patrik up to the palace of King Neptune to help host Krab. On reaching the palace, the king promised Spongebob Neptune that he would restore his crown and asked for a few days to find him.

At first, the King Neptunes gave ten days, but because Patrick argued down to six days, and finally King Neptunes decided to just six days. If the time expires without a return of the crown, Krabs will actually melted. In addition, SpongeBob and Patrick head off for their adventure.
Spongebob and Patrik directed its mission to find King Neptune's crown. In the middle of a long journey, long, and so tiring, suddenly there Mindi's daughter who met them to give an air bag for their return later to the bikini bottom.

Meanwhile, Plankton advantaged of the situation by stealing the Krabby Patty formula easily. He also sent a hit man named Dennis to pursue SpongeBob and Patrick. Meanwhile, Squidward, Plankton uncovered the truth about that it was he who had stolen the crown Neptunes. However , Plankton used mind control evil and disguised as a souvenir, to control the population of Bikini Bottom, including Squidward, and renamed the town Planktopolis.

On the other hand Spongebob and Patrik continued their journey to town shell city. SpongeBob and Patrick found a lot of death-challenging obstacles, but their blatant goofiness saved them every time. Finally, after running out of a frogfish, daughter, Mindy, came to give them encouragement by the false claim they were men, not boys. Sang a song. Arriving in the city they were looking for shells crown Neptune and finally when they arrived, SpongeBob and Patrick found the crown, but the deadly encounter that nearly killed them. But they could pass all the obstacles and finally they returned to the bikini bottom. However, before the use of air bags, air bags were flying and could not be controlled. Which Spongebob and Patrik panicked and confused. They did not know what they should do to return to the bikini bottom. Suddenly, a David Hasselhoff, a surfer who ride offered to Spongebob and Patrik to return to the bikini bottom. Spongebob agreed and they made the journey to a bikini bottom.

Not long after they have reached the bottom bikini. Spongebob and Patrik immediately headed to the palace of King Neptune's crown to give it. After a crown was given to King Neptune, finally Mr. Krab released and they returned to the bikini bottom.

SpongeBob eventually be seen to do the work and tasks for Mr. Krabs's greatness Krusty Krab employee.

Adapted from Global TV

Remedial Test



A. CAUSATIVE

1. He has it washed everyday.

2. She didn`t get the soup served last night.

3. Have it thrown into the dustbin.

4. You must have it renovated.

5. We got the piano bought from the music store.

6. The teacher lets him write the e-mail last night.

7. His mother makes him wash the dishes quickly.

8. Hada has her brother do the housework.

9. She halped us play badminton two days ago.

10. You must get it polish.

B. SUBJUNCTIVE

11. It mean Agung doesn`t finish the test in time.

12. It mean Erika is not the car owner.

13. If only Untung did not know the problem.

14. The headmaster would rather we came to school earlier everyday.

15. The fact is they are foolish.

16. They `d rather you did your housework right now.

17. The student wish they passed the final test in the coming UAN.

18. Ira feels as if building fell down to the ground.

19. Jevin acts as though he saw the film with his friend.

20. If I had been smarter than a 5th grader, I would have won the gold medal.

C. REPORTED SPEECH

21. He told her, “I am going to Jakarta tomorrow.

22. She asks him If she has done his homework.

23. He asked her how she could his broken heart ?

24. My friend wondered where I will go the week after.

25. The teacher told us not to forget to send him our URL.

D. PUNCTUATION

26. “Good news, good news!” he cried.

27. “Why, what is that ?” said the man smiling.

28. “Hey, why are you going so soon?” he continued.

29. “Very well”, said the lover. “I will eat the fish with you”.

30. “Oh, I am tired can`t you go to the river by yourself?” asked his friend.

Kamis, 10 Desember 2009

Human Reproduction


Human reproduction is any form of sexual reproduction resulting in the conception of a child, typically involving sexual intercourse between a man and a woman. During sexual intercourse, the interaction between the male reproductive system and the female reproductive system results in fertilization of the woman's ovum by the man's sperm, which after a gestation period is followed by childbirth. The fertilization of the ovum may nowadays be achieved by artificial insemination methods, which do not involve sexual intercourse.


"WOMAN REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM"

The female reproductive system likewise contains two main divisions: the vagina and uterus, which act as the receptacle for the semen, and the ovaries, which produce the female's ova. The vagina is attached to the uterus through the cervix, while the uterus is attached to the ovaries via the Fallopian tubes. At certain intervals, the ovaries release an ovum, which passes through the fallopian tube into the uterus.
If, in this transit, it meets with Spermatozoon, the sperm penetrate and merge with the egg, fertilizing it. The fertilization usually occurs in the oviducts, but can happen in the uterus itself. The zygote then implants itself in the wall of the uterus, where it begins the processes of embryogenesis and morphogenesis. When developed enough to survive outside the womb, the cervix dilates and contractions of the uterus propel the foetus through the birth canal, which is the vagina.
The ova, which are the female sex cells, are much larger than the spermatozoon and are normally formed with in the ovaries of the fetus before its birth. They are mostly fixed in location with in the ovary until their transit to the uterus, and contain nutrients for the later zygote and embryo. Over a regular interval, in response to hormonal signals, a process of oogenesis matures one ovum which is released and sent down the Fallopian tube. If not fertilized, this egg is flushed out of the system through menstruation.



"MALE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM"

The male reproductive is made up of a pp system contains two main divisions: the penis, and the testes, the latter of which is where sperm are produced. In humans, both of these organs are outside the abdominal cavity. Having the testes outside the abdomen best facilitates temperature regulation of the sperm, which require specific temperatures to survive.
Sperm are smaller than the female ovum, and live approximately 2 weeks after production, requiring males to produce them continuously from the time of sexual maturity until death.
A sperm cell is motile and swims via chemotaxis, using its flagellum to propel itself towards the ovum.

"FERTILIZATION"

The term conception commonly refers to fertilisation, which many people contend is "the point at which human life begins" -- as the successful fusion of gametes form a new organism. 'Conception' is usually defined as implantation and is thus a subject of semantic arguments about the beginning of pregnancy, within the abortion debate. Gastrulation, which occurs around 16 days after fertilisation, is the point in development when the implanted blastocyst develops three germ layers, the endoderm, the ectoderm and the mesoderm. It is at this point that the genetic code of the father becomes fully involved in the development of the embryo. Until this point in development, twinning is possible. Additionally, interspecies hybrids survive only until gastrulation, and have no chance of development afterward. However this stance is not entirely accepted as some human developmental biology literature refers to the "conceptus" and such medical literature refers to the "products of conception" as the post-implantation embryo and its surrounding membranes.[7] The term "conception" is not usually used in scientific literature because of its variable definition and connotation.

Rabu, 18 November 2009

Remedial BBI


CINDERELLA


Once upon time there was unhappy girls who lived with her father, stepmother and two stepsisters. She was made to work hard by day and slept on the cold floor near the fire by night and that is how she came to be known as Cinderella. One day an invitation arrived inviting everyone to a grand ball held in honour of the prince. Every one leaving Cinderella behind, sad and alone.
Suddenly a fairy appeared. She dressed Cinderella in beautiful gown, changed a pumkin into a coach, and mice into horses. So off went Cinderella to the palace. As soon as the prince saw her, he asked her to dance and would dance with no other night.
However, at midnight, Cinderella ran from the prince but she lost one of her shoes. The prince searched for the owner of the shoe. Finally he found Cinderella and they lived happily ever after.



CINDERELLA

Dahulu kala ada seorang gadis yang tidak bahagia tinggal bersama ayahnya, ibu tiri dan dua saudara tiri perempuan. Dia disuruh bekerja keras setiap hari dan tidur di lantai yang dingin di dekat perapian pada malam hari dan dari hal tersebut dia dikenal sebagai Cinderella. Suatu hari undangan tiba mengundang semua orang untuk menghadiri pesta besar yang diadakan untuk menghormati pangeran. Setiap orang meninggalk an Cinderella di belakang, sedih dan sendirian.
Tiba-tiba seorang peri muncul. Dia memberikan Cinderella gaun yang indah, mengubah labu menjadi kereta, dan tikus menjadi kuda. Pergilah Cinderella ke istana. Begitu pangeran melihatnya, ia mengajak berdansa dan akan berdansa pada malam itu.
Namun, di tengah malam, Cinderella berlari dari pangeran tetapi dia kehilangan salah satu sepatunya. Sang pangeran mencari pemilik sepatu itu. Akhirnya ia menemukan Cinderella dan mereka hidup bahagia selamanya.

REMEDIAL TEST


CHANGE INTO THE PASSIVE VOICE :
1. Students should not do this test if they study diligently.
The test should not be done if they study diligently.
2. You are joining the English remedial test once again.
The English remedial test is being joined once again.
3. Has indri written the assignments dealing with KRR competition ?
Have the assignments dealing with KRR competition been written by indri ?
4. Did not you ask a direct question clearly to Mr T before the test ?
Was not a direct question asked clearly to Mr T before the test ?
5. Will you be waiting for them tomorrow evening ?
Will they be being waited for tomorrow evening ?
6. No one has ever told them how to behave.
They have never been told how to behave.
7. They do not tell you the truth about the next test.
- You are not told the truth about the next test by them .
- The truth about the next test is not told to you .
8. The police asked him many questions during the interrogation.
- He was asked many questions during the interrogation.
- many questions were asked to him during the interrogation.



CHANGE INTO THE PASSIVE VOICE :
9. All notebooks must be closed immediately by the students.
The students must close all notebooks immediately.
10. Is the television going to be watched all day by them ?
Are they going to watch the television all day ?
11. We should not be fooled by him if we belived in you.
He should not fool us if we belived in you.
12. Kiki was told to come on time by the teacher.
The teacher was telling kiki to come on time .
13. The remedial test is not easily done by the students.
The students do not do the remedial test easily.

CHANGE INTO THE PASSIVE VOICE :
1. Mr T tells us to close our notebooks.
We are told us to close our notebooks.
2. People speak English all over the world.
English is spoken all over the world.
3. Did anyone ask any questions about me ?
Were any questions asked about me ?
4. We have been waiting for him all day tomorrow.
He has been being waited all day tomorrow.
5. Mr Jack has invited you to lunch tomorrow.
You have been invited to lunch tomorrow.
6. The students did not do the English test easily.
The English test was not done easily.
7. You must check the answer before you give it back.
The answer must be checked before you give it back.
8. We are doing the passive test in the Multi Media Room.
The passive test is being done in the Multi Media Room.
9. Would you join the remidial test if you get bad mark again ?
Would the remedial test be joined if you got bad mark again ?


CHANGE INTO THE ACTIVE VOICE :
10. The white board has been cleaned by you.
You have cleaned the white board.
11. The interview will be done in this room by us.
We will do the interview in this room.
12. English was being studied diligently by them last night.
They were studying English diligently last night.
13. This test must be finished in 45 minutes by the students.
The students must finish this test in 45 minutes.
14. We have been taught math by Mr Sus for 3 years.
Mr Sus has been teaching us math for 3 years.
15. Will you be facing the coming UAN test in the month of april ?
Will you be facing the UAN test in the month april ?


CHANGE INTO THE PASSIVE VOICE (TWO OBJECTS) :

16. Mr fajar is showing us his new blog.
- We are being shown his new blog. - His new blog is being shown to us.
17. They will be asking her several questions.
- She will be being asked several questions. - Several questions will be being asked to her.
18. Mrs nanik has been reading them another story.
- They have been being read another story. - Another story has been being read to them.
19. Does he tell you the new law of Archimedes ?
- Are you told the new law of Archimedes ? - Is the new law of Archimedes told to you ?
20. We should have given him our new projects before he came here.
- He should have been given our new projects before he came here. - Our new projects should have been given to him before he came here.



CHANGE INTO THE PASSIVE VOICE :
1. Students should not do this test if they study diligently.
The test should not be done if they study diligently.
2. You are joining the English remedial test once again.
The English remedial test is being joined once again.
3. Has indri written the assignments dealing with KRR competition ?
Have the assignments dealing with KRR competition been written by indri ?
4. Did not you ask a direct question clearly to Mr T before the test ?
Was not a direct question asked clearly to Mr T before the test ?
5. Will you be waiting for them tomorrow evening ?
Will they be being waited for tomorrow evening ?
6. No one has ever told them how to behave.
They have never been told how to behave.
7. They do not tell you the truth about the next test.
- You are not told the truth about the next test by them .
- The truth about the next test is not told to you .
8. The police asked him many questions during the interrogation.
- He was asked many questions during the interrogation.
- many questions were asked to him during the interrogation.


CHANGE INTO THE PASSIVE VOICE :
9. All notebooks must be closed immediately by the students.
The students must close all notebooks immediately.
10. Is the television going to be watched all day by them ?
Are they going to watch the television all day ?
11. We should not be fooled by him if we belived in you.
He should not fool us if we belived in you.
12. Kiki was told to come on time by the teacher.
The teacher was telling kiki to come on time .
13. The remedial test is not easily done by the students.
The students do not do the remedial test easily.

Rabu, 04 November 2009

Meski klasik tapi tetep asik
Duh kalo pake motor ini si doi di taruh dimana y??

The New of The Telo Mogolz


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